*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

Courtesy of a poster on twincities.com:

Arrrgh Matey!

Oh… who is that lawmaker sailing out to the sea?
(Siefert! Squarepants!)

A grandstanding dodger of state issues is he…
(Siefert! Squarepants!)

When real legislation complicates his small mind
(Siefert! Squarepants!)

He pulls out a non-issue, the xenophobic kind!
(Siefert! Squarepants!)

EVERYBODY…

SIEFERT, SQUAREPANTS

SIEFERT, SQUAREPANTS

SIEFERT! SQUAREPANTS!

And from guy behind Kamis Apparel: